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=== Have you ever just sat back and listened to people chew with their mouth open? Do you think that it's absolutely disgusting? Well, guess what, you aren't going crazy. You're not the only one who finds it gross. And let me say, I think, no scratch that, I know, that people who chew with their mouth CLOSED are completely NORMAL. I have an annoying little sister, and when I say annoying, I mean ANNOYING! She chews like a cow.You know how people think to their selves? Why can't people do that when they chew? How about trying to chew to yourself? Trying to get my sister to chew with her mouth closed is like trying to make a dog talk. Everyone knows that isn't going to happen. Right? Please don't do that. It's so not okay to do that so let's get you out that habit. After reading this, you will see why I'm making a big deal. Your point of view on this will be totally different when you see exactly, where I am coming from. I will show you how annoying it is that every time it happens, you'll think of this paper. ===

=== **A few people in my class think just like me. Out of about 27 only 15 agree with me. I mean who likes someone in their face chewing like their jaws are about ready to fall to the ground. I get told by most of my friends that people should be able to chew how they want it's not really right for me to tell people exactly how to chew because everyone isn't perfect. Well, they're wrong because it's not very nice to chew like that it's somewhat disrespectful and I understand that everyone isn't perfect but everyone has sense and everyone has a brain that can tell them right from wrong and that is just absolutely, totally, beyond being wrong. Actually wrong is not the word for that wrong is an understatement for people who chew like that. So, no one can sit and tell me I can't tell people how to chew because it's not right and it most definitely isn't cute, pretty, handsome, or whatever. Bottom line is if you like people who do that fine, it's not going to change my mind about it.** ===

=== I shouldn't be able to hear someone chewing from next door. It's soooo not hard to quietly chew. My grandma always says **" You should always eat like a lady it's more respectable to people around you."** I wish she could tell other people that. Even men should follow the "eat like a lady" rule. You can't be at a business party talking to key executives trying to make you're company big and you're chewing while talking and showing people you're food. Do you think they'll want to work with you're company after you embarrassed it? Uhh I don't think so, if you think they will give you a chance after that, then I'm a chicken with it's head cut off. Come on people, do we really have to have classes for those who don't chew correctly? No, it's not anyone else's job to show you how to chew you're food. But I'll be nice and give you a quick lesson. Take a piece of gum, put it in you're mouth, and begin to chew how you regularly chew. Now, while chewing, slowly bring you're top lip to you're bottom lip and TADA...................... you did it! You have passed the test of chewing with you're MOUTH CLOSED. And you know what I am very proud of you, so guess what, my job here is done! ===